





I kept putting off writing about Trauma Surgery and am regretting it. I’m looking back at the 300-odd photos I took over the two months (1 | 2 | 3) and of course there’s only a handful really trauma-related – above, that’s it. Nothing to do about it though, I suppose: shooting (with pictures) away at shooting (with bullets) patients rolling through the doors would’ve made for great images but not so much for actually learning what to do (not to mention staying on the attending surgeon’s good books).
If you look at the pictures you’d get the impression it was all an 8-week vacation: living 16 floors up the Downtown Vancouver skyline (haven’t spend this much time in elevators before) -









- eating out pretty much every night (hey, there’s Singaporean restaurants!) -







- and hiking (Lynn Peak, and the Grouse Grind (if the Grouse Grind – 800m straight up, nothing to see along the way except the buttocks of the Grinder in front of you – can be called “hiking”)) every non-at work, -on-call or -post-call day (we were a big team spreading out the call, so surprisingly there were a few – hey, I thought I was in Surgery!) -










Managed to get a few emails on topic (between patients whilst on-call) though amidst the frenzy… so my Sent Mail box has a better memory than me:
To BML: Trauma in Vancouver… it’s just like those trauma shows on TV, except with Canadian accents, less gunshots (up until 2 weeks ago anyway) and more ATV rollovers and logging injuries. You can break down the trauma patient population into three groups: the stupid, the ignorant, and the unlucky. Kind of harsh words, but apt. The stupid bring things upon themselves: get into fights, drag race, drive (whether car, motorcycle, ATV or bike) whilst intoxicated… actually getting intoxicated in and of itself is enough, you’re just asking to get beat up or walk off a bridge or cliff or somesuch.
The ignorant also bring things upon themselves, but unlike the stupid, it’s usually by doing things that, in other circumstances, probably would seem reasonable to do. Cycling, for example – I do it every day, and love it. Cycling jumps off of mountain tops, however – about every week the Whistler bike park (just north of Vancouver) produces a new teenage quadriplegic. Depending on how high their back’s broken they end up on a ventilator (because the nerves that tell their diaphragm to contract and relax so they breathe don’t work), or just (“just”) in a wheelchair because they can’t use their arms and legs anymore.
Then there’s the unlucky. Mostly random, non-intoxicated pedestrians or cyclists who get hit by cars. It’s where most of our business comes from, car vs pedestrian collisions, and I think it’s the same everywhere in North America, though you don’t see it as much on those trauma TV shows. Partly because it’s not as exciting as getting shot; and partly to do with the car-can-do-no-wrong attitude most North Americans share.
It’s those ones though that make me stop and think more. Sometimes I say I live vicariously through my patients, because they do things I never would do, like crack cocaine or cliff diving or running from the police. But the ones that get hurt/sick from the mundane everyday – the same mundane everyday that /I/ do – give me pause. My 2nd week on there was a 30-something lady hit as she was crossing the street… as it turned out, leafing through her backpack for contact info, a biology researcher with speaking notes on how to get National Research Council funding for projects… probably a very same talk I once gave in undergrad to my labmates.
She ended up dying in the Trauma Bay, though we went so far as a thoracotomy: cutting open her chest to do cardiac massage (like CPR, except you get your hands right on the heart to pump it). It was just so… senseless how it happened. Like, for the stupid or the ignorant (eg the drunken boxers, or the reckless mountain bikers), it makes total sense why they get themselves killed. But the unlucky… I don’t think there’s a more appropriate word than “senseless” to describe it.
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To JP: That thoracotomy… after all that, only to later get it drummed in that not only was it totally unindicated (useful in penetrating trauma only, not in blunt – for some reason being able to directly compress the heart, cross-clamp the descending aorta, clear out blood flooding around the heart and directly controlling bleeding doesn’t matter as much with blunt injury), but the risk of biohazard exposure (eg spraying blood, cutting yourself on bone fragments) usually exceeds the success rate of the procedure in the first place.
That’s one plus of being back in an academic centre though – no shortage of expert staff with easy-to-remember pearls like that. And though Victoria’s great for getting hands-on since there’s not as much “competition” from other learners, you definitely have to be pro-active to get it… whereas in formalised teaching centres (eg Vancouver) the staff make a point to pull you in, like they’re always thinking, “teaching case”. Like this thoracotomy – the feeling of a dying heart, in your hands, in agonal contractions… wow.
Physically, it feels like a soft, regular ripple… like sticking your hand into a pool of still water, and you relax, you can feel your own pulse softly in your palm. (At least, I do, when I’m doing dishes.) Or if you put your hands together, palm to palm, it’s the same feeling. The faint pulsing going through to your fingers. There you go, you don’t have to get your hands wet. Emotionally, when you’re cupping the heart in your hands, and the TTL finally goes, “It’s been twenty minutes of asystole… any objections to calling it? Called at 17.43. Thanks everyone”… actually it’s less of a surprise, you know how weak and far gone it was by then.
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Not all cases went as dramatic as that… that was kind of an outlier on so many levels. No warning at all: paramedics just rolled in off the street doing chest compressions and went straight to the Trauma Bay. “Gee,” noticed the Emerg doc, “that might need a doctor”. And they jumped right in: none of the usual sober second thought (“Don’t just do something, stand there and think!” and “The first pulse you check in a code or trauma is your own”). And, the patient didn’t make it.
The vast majority of trauma patients do in fact live on to tell the tale. Over two months and dozens of patients, there were maybe only 5 or 6 deaths. The lady above; a 35-foot attempted suicide, that didn’t become an actual suicide until after three damage control surgeries and a month in ICU; a 7-storey second-time attempted suicide – lost her right arm and leg the first time, hit by a train – finally done in by a plugged airway; a pedestrian struck by an out-of-control car running the sidewalk. I’m sure there was at least another, can’t remember.
A few might not be able to act out the story, ie are left paraplegic; some can’t even recount it with gesticulations and hand movements for emphasis, ie quadriplegic; and fewer still will be left only yes/no blinking about it – but yes, most do survive to tell the tale, and graduate out of the ward. Actually a big chunk don’t even need the ward at all – give them a once-over in Emerg, find nothing to worry about, and off they go. Proof that helmets and seatbelts and airbags work: the only thing highway-speed crash survivors complain about is a few minutes wait in Emerg. And having to buy a new car or bike, but that’s about it.
You get to live vicariously through your patients. Or rather, you choose to live only vicariously through your patients, because after seeing the outcomes, some things are out – for you, and if you have kids, them too. No mountain biking (it leaves you quadriplegic). No ATVing (you rollover and get crushed). No 3am drunken bike riding (you crash and tear up your face, plus you need a new bike). No trying drugs for the first time (you get into fights and get stabbed, you get robbed, your parents or even your kids will beat you, or you lose your keys and try – try – to climb a wall to your 5th-floor apartment, or you just plain overdose). No fighting the police (they have backup, you don’t). No jaywalking (you die). No joining gangs (you get shot). No sticking your head out at the bus stop to see if the bus is coming (side mirrors vs face – face always loses). No roofwork when its raining and you’re 80 and you leave your rake and garden shears pointey side up on the ground below (you can figure it out).
Some people you get to meet, however briefly: a pathologist from Sri Lanka trying mountain climbing for the first time; random fair-weather and first-time motorcyclists and dirt bikers; an animator at the Emily Carr Institute of Art and Design (he did the Globe and Mail advert with the morphing words, did you see?); random loggers; a Japanese exchange student living in an apartment too high up and too far away from family and friends for her own good; random teenage novice mountain bikers; a low-level drug dealer whose business plan included an expansion into some other dealer’s Downtown Eastside hotel (not a good plan); random gang members and their girlfriends; a mine surveyor working in Guyana who got robbed and stabbed while away; lots of elderly Chinese pedestrians struck by cars (your interview is limited to pointing at different parts and asking if there’s pain: tong?); a teenager left by his “friends” drunk and alone and asleep on the T-Can (though they did do a good job relieving their guilt by visiting him every day and doing up his room real nice with photos and “Get Well Soon We Love You” notes after he got run over twice – twice! – on the highway).
And police constables. Vancouver City, or RCMP if the patient’s from across the Lions Gate or Oak St bridges, or east of Boundary Rd. (East of the yellow lane marking line on Boundary Rd – Vancouver’s off the hook, it becomes Burnaby RCMP’s problem.) Uniformed or “undercover”, they’ve all got the same stiff Kevlar vests under their shirts and sidearm strapped to their waists; if they’re on guard duty outside your shooting survivor patient, they’ll also have their 150 round/minute submachine gun beside the laptop they’re watching DVDs on to pass the time. Police detectives wear the stereotypical suit and tie (no lapel badge though), and come in within 5 minutes of your shooting patient getting their breathing tube out of their mouth and able to whisper.
Some quotes:
MG, on having to do rectal exams on every Trauma: “The perineum is a mysterious area.”
JL, on seeing that patient run over twice on the highway: “The buttocks were not normal – normal buttocks have cheeks and a cracks. He just had mess.”
BC, on the late-night on-call vending machine diet: “It’s so easy to gain weight in scrubs and not notice it. Then you try to put on your jeans and – oh.”
MG, on scrub sizes: “Scrubs are always oversized. Dr H [who is very thin] wearing double-XLs, all baggy – he looks like Snoop Dog.”
Me, on one of the Afghanistan-bound civilian internist staff rotating with us for some pre-deployment trauma experience, and doing 1-in-1 call the whole weekend, then going back to his home hospital to do ICU call the week straight: Maybe Dr F’s excited about doing all this call again, like reliving his residency experience back in time. The same way I think I’d like to relive high school sometimes.
Two nurses:
Nurse 1: “Hey, can you open up the narcotics cupboard?”
Nurse 2: “I don’t know, I don’t know who you are, I’m going to get fired for this. But ok.”
Nurse 1: “Well, you never liked this job anyway.”
Nurse 2: “Yeah, but I can’t get my severance if I’m fired for cause.”
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To JP: Vancouver’s a great place though. It has that random artsiness that I missed that you only find in bigger cities. It’s kind of like how before farmers and the agriculture industry existed, everyone had to grow their own food and tend their own fields to survive, so no one had time to do anything else. But in big cities, the basics of survival are spread out over lots of people, so that everyone has a chance to spend time on something less survival-essential, like art and whimsy. Such that art and whimsy becomes such an important part of life, that it too becomes survival-essential, and that’s what makes Vancouver great. Does that make sense?
Random artsiness like: whiteboard doodles in the ICU -


- actually putting an RFP for a City logo design (! Definitely something public competition brings out the best… otherwise you end up with stuff like this) -

- à propos street names (this is near the Cancer Centre) –

- building details -

- Celtic sea chanties -




- pedestrian warnings: look both ways! -

- two repertory cinemas (at least two I still have memberships for from earlier on) -

- gargoyles! At least in function, anyway -

- manhole cover inscriptions -

- washroom chalkboards -

- sidewalk impressions -

- street furniture and decor -




- banners! No neighbourhood is complete without them -


Love these photo-quality Richmond ones:



- random signs -



That one makes sense when you see the actual cows:

- and the usual galleries. There’s the big ones (the Vag, etc) that get right out to the street, you can’t miss them -




- but the little community ones are treasured finds too -

These were designed as like blankets for rocks and stones:

This was an anti-war series:


Knitted cells on a biology textbook – why weren’t our books in 504-261a Dynamic Histology this creative? Probably because we didn’t have textbooks. (Dr Morales did do amazing diagrammes on the chalkboard (! They still used them back then, in the late 20th century at McGill) though. I wish I had photos of those. But then again digital cameras would’ve still been the domain of the military or secret agents. Or Ed.)


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And then of course there’s biking – you know you’re in for a treat when the City makes it so easy for you. Even Toronto is jealous, so that’s gotta count for something. There’s maps -

- bike shoppes with free oil and air (the first oiling I’d got all year – shame on me, I know) -

- paths everywhere, even on highways and bridges, from city to country and back -





You can even ride to the airport, but you’ll get weird looks when you walk in with your bike, even weirder when you ask for a bike rack (there are none), and even more weirder when you ring the bell trying to wiggle through the summertime terminal crowds:

If you use any random pole outside it’s ok though, the crossing guard will even watch it for you:




- and of course the weather just makes you want to ride on and on and on – and take pictures of you and your faithful steed -









It sucked when I got my lights stolen and again when I got my pump stolen too… but Mum and Dad got me a pair of new 9-LED headlights. Two of them, double-barreled, blowing the darkness away:


I passed this guy at Granville Island, and thought this was so Vancouver – bike and kayak, together at last!

(Enough bike porn: there’s better stuff at copenhagengirlsonbikes. I just spent an hour of my irreplaceable work-free weekend there – I think that is the closest I’ve gotten to ogling porn on the internet.)
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Anyway, memo to self – write more often. Instead of cobbling together half-assed whirlwinds like this that don’t do memory justice.
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